Every week you check this site hoping for new stuff. Sometimes you are disappointed. Other times we haven't updated the site. So if you want some advance warning we'll send you an email every time we update. All you have to do is get on our mailing list! Email us with the words, "Mailing List," in the headline and you will have made a grievous error you can regret for the rest of your life.

Or just let us know what you think. No matter your response we'll send you a lemur picture just for sharing!

 
Here's what others have said about the Screamin' Lemur:
"I came to your site because you told me that it would be funny. Good one. You know, practical jokes are really funny until SOMEONE GETS HURT." -- name withheld by request
"You give lemurs a bad name." -- Rickety Joe, ringtail lemur, age 7
"murmurmurmurmurmurmurmurmurmurmurmur" -- the crowd which gathered at our last public appearance.
"You guys ought to use funny body parts more often, like the cochlea and anything with pubis or pubo- in it. Or just show some really big tits." -- Ben Biddle, Kappa Smegma Phi Fraternity, age 24.