The World Wide Web is 99 % crap and 1 % cool shit. The crap you've already found; now follow these links to get to the cool shit.
Crikey, Kid Snoop (http://www.crikeykidsnoop.com/) is a full-color animated website which tells the tale of plucky pre-pubescent private eye Crikey and his buxom-but-bored-babysitter. The sound effects alone are worth the trip.
If lemurs are your thing, the Duke University Primate Center (http://www.duke.edu/web/primate/index.html) is the place for you! It features a great lemur gallery, gift shop, info on the Primate Center, and an adopt-a-lemur program. Stop wasting your time here and check out a real lemur website.
The coolest band in America has a website! Los Straitjackets (http://los.straitjackets.com/index.html) are a four-piece band that plays instrumental surf and the like while wearing Mexican Wrestling masks. They look good, they sound good.

As Rasputin said after being stabbed, shot, and poisoned, "it ain't over yet, shit-gobblers!"
In other words, check back for more Screamin' Lemur-approved websites.